I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
