the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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