she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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