I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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