Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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