I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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