A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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