Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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