It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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