Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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