Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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