I am puke
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
