He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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