love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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