Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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