Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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