So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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