It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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