I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My vagina is officially offended.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
