i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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