I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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