Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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