well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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