Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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