dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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