I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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