i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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