I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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