omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He did a backflip because drugs
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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