Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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