I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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