i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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