so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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