I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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