I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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