I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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