Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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