how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I need a burrito and a hug.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You pole danced in your parka.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
