my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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