worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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