next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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