What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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