Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
never play flip cup with pint glasses
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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