shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just wanna soil my oats bro
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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