Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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