You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
