Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Michael Bay diarrhea
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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