My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Drake has all the answers
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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