Christians are straight up FREAKS
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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