Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it glows. i had to have it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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