no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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