3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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