He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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