there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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