quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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